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Loser RIP.
Tearoom tactics.
4 sorcerers in 4 minutes.


Loser RIP.

(*)Worn steps.
(*)u.k loser wi wp
Worn steps.
You spot a smallish, yet heavy-looking tapestry, depicting scenes from famous
goblin battles. A rusty key can be seen here. 
Loser the warlock is here, asleep carrying a lobster pot0, a clove of garlic, a
firestone0, a key0, a dagger0, a finger, a briefcase, a goblet, a bracelet, a
plate, a flute and a mirror.
(*)You attack Loser the warlock, using the rice flail as a weapon.
(*)Loser the warlock has woken up!
You hit Loser the warlock (15-19).
Loser the warlock looks superficially injured.
Loser the warlock hits you (94/120).
(*)qw
Jerry the superhero
Loser the warlock
Whooper the guest
(*)dex.str.rf
You hit Loser the warlock (15-19).
Loser the warlock looks to have minor injuries.
Loser the warlock hits you (82/120).
(*)Your spell worked!
You emit a bright green flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become more adroit!
(*)Your spell worked!
You emit a bright blue flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become stronger!
(*)Your spell worked!
You emit a bright magenta flash of light.
You have suddenly and magically become fitter!
(*)You hit Loser the warlock (15-19).
Loser the warlock looks covered in wounds.
Loser the warlock misses you.
(*)ql
Worn steps.
You spot a smallish, yet heavy-looking tapestry, depicting scenes from famous
goblin battles. A rusty key can be seen here.
Loser the warlock is here, carrying a lobster pot0, a clove of garlic, a
firestone0, a key0, a dagger0, a finger, a briefcase, a goblet, a bracelet, a
plate, a flute and a mirror.
(*)You hit Loser the warlock (5-9).
Loser the warlock looks covered in wounds.
Loser the warlock hits you (86/120).
(*)cripple loser
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You have suddenly and magically become crippled!
(*)cripple loser
Your spell failed!
It works on you instead!
You were crippled anyway...
(*)You hit Loser the warlock (1-4).
Loser the warlock looks seriously injured.
Loser the warlock misses you.
(*)cripple loser
Your spell worked!
Loser the warlock has become crippled!
(*) chance
Your spell worked!
1 to 50 down, 51 to 100 up.
The lucky number is 93!
Your magic goes up to 82 out of 120.
(*)
(*)You hit Loser the warlock (5-9).
Loser the warlock looks seriously injured.
Loser the warlock misses you.
(*)k loser wi wp...
You're using the rice flail anyway...
(*)You're using the rice flail anyway...
Your guard drops momentarily in your confusion.
(*)You're using the rice flail anyway...
Your guard drops momentarily in your confusion.
(*)eat 1 wf
MMMmmm..! It tasted of bitter roses!
You feel better already.
Your stamina is 120.
(+4 = 57,934).
(*)You miss Loser the warlock.
Loser the warlock misses you.
Loser the warlock misses you.
Loser the warlock misses you.
(*)ql
Worn steps.
You spot a smallish, yet heavy-looking tapestry, depicting scenes from famous
goblin battles. A rusty key can be seen here.
Loser the warlock is here, carrying a lobster pot0, a clove of garlic, a
firestone0, a key0, a dagger0, a finger, a briefcase, a goblet, a bracelet, a
plate, a flute and a mirror.
(*)You miss Loser the warlock.
Loser the warlock misses you.
(*)l foe
You hit Loser the warlock (20-29).
Loser the warlock looks critically injured.
Loser the warlock hits you (107/120).
(*)Loser the warlock looks critically injured, and is holding the following:
        the lobster pot0, the clove of garlic, the firestone0, the key0, the
dagger0, the finger, the briefcase, the goblet, the bracelet, the plate, the
flute and the mirror.
        The goblet contains:
                nothing.
        You can't see inside the briefcase.
        The lobster pot0 contains:
                the shell0 and 6 stoppered vials.
                The stoppered vial1 contains:
                        a potion1.
                The stoppered vial0 contains:
                        a potion0.
                The stoppered vial4 contains:
                        a potion4.
                The stoppered vial5 contains:
                        a potion5.
                The stoppered vial7 contains:
                        a potion7.
                The stoppered vial6 contains:
                        a potion6.
(*)You hit Loser the warlock (15-19).
Loser the warlock looks close to death.
Loser the warlock misses you.
(*)k loser wi wp...
You're using the rice flail anyway...
Your guard drops momentarily in your confusion.
(*)You're using the rice flail anyway...
Your guard drops momentarily in your confusion.
(*)You're using the rice flail anyway...
(*)Loser the warlock has fled by trying to go northwest.
You can fight her no longer.
There lies a silver flute by your feet.
A solid gold plate lies untarnished here. 
A bejewelled bracelet sparkles at your feet. 
Standing on the floor is an elaborately carved golden goblet. 
A monogrammed, battered old briefcase lies here, closed, its combination lock set to 000. 
The fossilised remains of a small finger bone lie here. 
A wicked-looking dagger has been dropped here. 
A rusty key can be seen here. 
A beautiful, iridescent firestone (firestone0) glows nearby. 
A clove of garlic has been left here. 
There is a lobster pot here. 
Lying nearby is a heavy, silvered looking-glass, with writing on the back. 
(*)k loser wi wp...
You attack Loser the warlock, using the rice flail as a weapon.
(*)You're using the rice flail anyway...
(*)You're using the rice flail anyway...
Your guard drops momentarily in your confusion.
(*)You hit Loser the warlock (1-4).
Loser the warlock looks close to death.
Loser the warlock misses you.
Loser the warlock misses you.
(*)Loser the warlock has fled by trying to go northwest.
You can fight her no longer.
(*)k loser wi wp...
You attack Loser the warlock, using the rice flail as a weapon.
(*)You hit Loser the warlock (10-14).
You have killed Loser the warlock.
(+11,752 = 69,686).
Loser the warlock has just passed on.
In the distance, you hear a bell toll.
(*)roar
You roar.
(*)

Tearoom tactics.

*"Lets go in and score some? Jar0 might be worth something with all
these guys on :)
Accomplice the mage says "Lets go in and score some? Jar0 might be worth
something with all these guys on :)
".
*Desperado the mage laughs.
*Zalagar the necromancess has just left.
*ql
Elizabethan tearoom.
A pristine invitation, prepared on fine vellum, claims your attention.
Desperado the mage is here.
*sm
OK, Accomplice the mage smiles.
*Desperado the mage says "goodness she believed you".
*"Now its only mages here :)
Accomplice the mage says "Now its only mages here :)".
*gg
OK, Accomplice the mage giggles.
*ql
Elizabethan tearoom.
A pristine invitation, prepared on fine vellum, claims your attention.
Desperado the mage is here.
*qw
Angelmist the warlock
Accomplice the mage
Desperado the mage
Rainbow the superhero
Zalagar the necromancess
*In the distance, you hear a loud "MOO".
*For your information: the jar0 is worh 86pts if swamped.
*"Or go in and kill Angel :) <g>
Accomplice the mage says "Or go in and kill Angel :) <g>".
*For your information: Angelmist the warlock is worth 12,933
points if killed.
*
Desperado the mage says "as it should be, its like upstairs, cept its
the tearoom
".
*shudder
OK, Accomplice the mage shudders.
*blush
OK, Accomplice the mage blushes.
*"Oh I cant be thinking of that!
Accomplice the mage exclaims "Oh I cant be thinking of that!".
*ql
Elizabethan tearoom.
A pristine invitation, prepared on fine vellum, claims your attention.
Desperado the mage is here.
*Desperado the mage cackles.
*"Be a nice 6K each, tho :)
Accomplice the mage says "Be a nice 6K each, tho :)".
*Desperado the mage drools.
*wizzes
The following listed personae constitute The Land's clique of wizards and
witches. They are numbered in order of ascension. Arch-wizzes are in upper
case; wizzes who were given their rank by MUSE Ltd., rather than by working
their way up, are *'ed; where secondary names exist, they're in brackets;
the names of de-wizzed personae are struck out.
1. ROY                   2. RICHARD (Polly)       3. VIKTOR
4. Sundaze               5. Django                6. Offugo
7. Runeblade             8. Macleod               9. Pasht
10. Innocent             11. Pugsley              12. Zedd
13. Starfire             14. Trefle               15. Tabitha
16. Mistress             17. Starquest            18. Mudguard
19. Cat                  20. Hester               21. Dalamar
22. Jillithe             23. Sepultura            24. Fodrules
25. Panther              26. Tobias               27. Kyric
28. Homer                29. Poppabob             30. Galahad
31. Grumpy               32. Inferno              33. Gromit
34. Crab                 35.*Mcnabb

NB: This list is subject to change without notice.
*Desperado the mage says "she would forgive us, in a year or
two
".
*ql
Elizabethan tearoom.
A pristine invitation, prepared on fine vellum, claims your attention.
Desperado the mage is here.
*gr
OK, Accomplice the mage grins.
*"I guess so...
Accomplice the mage says "I guess so...".
*Desperado the mage grins.
*Someone powerful encourages you.
(+8 = 189,063).
*"BTW, what name did Mapper go over with?
Accomplice the mage asks "BTW, what name did Mapper go over with?".
*Desperado the mage says "gromit i think".
*nod
OK, Accomplice the mage nods.
*"OK, I wondered...
Accomplice the mage says "OK, I wondered...".
*Rainbow the superhero has just arrived.
*val rainbow
The value of Rainbow the superhero is 1,709pts.
*peer rainbow
Rainbow the superhero looks full of life, and is holding the following:
        a cup of tea.
*drool
OK, Accomplice the mage drools.
*"Rainbow's worth 1.7K!
Accomplice the mage exclaims "Rainbow's worth 1.7K!".
*Desperado the mage snarls.
*Rainbow the superhero says "please dont".
*Desperado the mage asks "why not?".
*Rainbow the superhero says "just dont".
*For your information: every little helps.
*chant "kill'em kill'em kill'em kill'em....
Accomplice the mage chants "kill'em kill'em kill'em kill'em....".
*A female voice in the distance shouts "Every little helps?".
*Desperado the mage screams "mu-hahahhaha".
*A male voice in the distance shouts "Yup.. every little
necromancess.
".
*Rainbow the superhero roars.
*A male voice in the distance shouts "Or superhero.".
*Rainbow the superhero wails.
*"Kill 'em all, I say, let wizzes sort them out.
Accomplice the mage says "Kill 'em all, I say, let wizzes sort them out.".
*Desperado the mage tells you "be a hoot to turn into a double teaming
killer duo *weg*
".
*Rainbow the superhero frowns.
*desperado lol
You tell your listeners "lol".
*Someone powerful encourages you.
(+9 = 189,072).
*desperado I cant believe the wizzes are seriously encouraging that!
You tell your listeners "I cant believe the wizzes are seriously
encouraging that!
".
*sip t
You watch the world go by.
*Desperado the mage tells you "i can! they love it".
*desperado so who do we start with then? <g>
You tell your listeners "so who do we start with then? <g>".
*Desperado the mage tells you "either we succeed or we fail either way
great fun to watch
".
*gr
ql
OK, Accomplice the mage grins.
*Elizabethan tearoom.
A pristine invitation, prepared on fine vellum, claims your attention.
Rainbow the superhero is here.
Desperado the mage is here.
*reset
This is reset 7459, using slot 0.
An auto-reset will be initiated in approximately 41 minutes.
*"Oh well, outside pressure to participate is mounting again... Im
afraid I need to go in a min ro two
Accomplice the mage says "Oh well, outside pressure to participate is
mounting again... Im afraid I need to go in a min ro two
".
*Desperado the mage tells you "good god, i bet lotus and such
are still avial
".
*Desperado the mage tells you "no worries, ill just sneak around
some
".
*desperado I know! should we?
You tell your listeners "I know! should we?".
*Someone powerful encourages you.
(+8 = 189,080).
*Desperado the mage tells you "god it would be bizarre".
*For your information: Angelmist the warlock is worth 13,046
points if killed.
*
Desperado the mage tells you "im still thinking of zal at
least, maybe not angel that would be like killing a kid or something
".
*For your information: Zalagar the necromancess is worth 7,730
points if killed.
*

*desperado <groan> youre just as evil as the E... hmm, never mind :)
You tell your listeners "<groan> youre just as evil as the E... hmm, never
mind :)
".
*In the distance, you hear the thunderous roar of a finger of
death spell!
*gulp
OK, Accomplice the mage gulps.
*pale
OK, Accomplice the mage pales.
*Desperado the mage tells you "at this point id call it
pragmatic ;)
".
*desperado <g> ends justify the means and all :)
You tell your listeners "<g> ends justify the means and all :)".
*ql
Elizabethan tearoom.
An old, faded, sepia photograph of a handsome, young man and a pretty,
young woman lies discarded on the floor.

Rainbow the superhero is here.
Desperado the mage is here.
*sip t
You watch the world go by.
*Desperado the mage tells you "yea, something like that".
*desperado OK, I confess.. I was looking at Damned like that yesterday :)
You tell your listeners "OK, I confess.. I was looking at Damned like that
yesterday :)
".
*Rainbow the superhero grumbles.
*Rainbow well stone the crows.
*Desperado the mage tells you "between us girls, if i get the chance, hes
mine
".
*en desperado
(-12 = 189,068).
*Desperado the mage smiles.
*

4 sorcerers in 4 minutes.

*qw
Terror the champion
Mercury the champion (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Alleycat the champion
Naivete the championne
*Naivete the championne cheers.
*ch
A male voice in the distance cheers.
*cheer
Poledra the warlock has just left.
*cheer
A male voice in the distance cheers.
*cheer
You cheer.
*A male voice in the distance cheers.
*A male voice in the distance cheers.
*You feel rather proud to have survived so long since leaving the Elizabethan
Tearoom.
(+50 = 22,281).
*Someone powerful congratulates you.
(+16 = 22,297).
*gg
OK, Babycakes the sorceress giggles.
*A male voice in the distance shouts "Help alley for ts please".
*help alleycat
You are now helping Alleycat the champion.
*sh shall we try and do the mortal res
Naivete the championne has just left.
*sh shall we try and do the mortal reset
A male voice in the distance cheers.
*reset
This is reset 7413, using slot 0.
An auto-reset will be initiated in approximately 2 minutes.
*A male voice in the distance shouts "Thanks".
*o...
You can no longer help Alleycat the sorcerer.
*o...
A male voice in the distance cheers.
*o...
Large room.
*Earth tunnel.
*Root room.
Light enters via a hollow tree stump above.
*qs
Babycakes the sorceress
eff str 95       eff dex 99      sta 75/100      mag 85  pts 22,297      gam 33
*o..
Dense forest.
Lying on the ground is a large log. A hollow yew stump stands here, leading
down into the depths.

Naivete the championne is here carrying a longsword, a scarab, a ring3 and a
cardboard box1
.

Terror the champion is here carrying a key10 and a dagger0.
*Road opposite cottage.
It is raining.
*s
Path.
It is raining.
*u
You cannot go up from here.
*u
You cannot go up from here.
*A female voice in the distance shouts "my turn?".
*A female voice in the distance shouts "all help naivete".
*qw
Alleycat the sorcerer
Terror the champion
Mercury the champion (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Naivete the championne
*help naivete
You are now helping Naivete the championne.
*s
Hall.
*u
Halfway up the stairs.
*u
Upstairs landing.
*s
Large bedroom.
*qw
Alleycat the sorcerer
Terror the champion
Mercury the champion (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Naivete the championne
*A female voice in the distance shouts "eek...hold on a sec".
*sh are you all queueing outsdide the cos?
You shout "are you all queueing outsdide the cos?".
*n
Upstairs landing.
An old, dignified, grandfather clock ticks away unobtrusively, its case
closed.

*d
Halfway up the stairs.
*d
Hall.
*e
Lounge.
There is a fire burning merrily in the fireplace, its cheerful glare spreading
a delightful air of homeliness.
A picture postcard lies here, bearing a view
of a delightful garden.
You notice a classy, cut-glass dish, glistening within
your reach.
The dish contains a banana, an orange, a peach and an apricot.
*e
Study.
An old, yellowing map has been cast aside here.
*qs
Babycakes the sorceress
eff str 95       eff dex 99      sta 75/100      mag 85  pts 22,297      gam 33
*sh got to go now
You shout "got to go now".
*sh bye y'all <baby>
You shout "bye y'all <baby>".
*gl terror
(-25 = 22,272).
*qw
Alleycat the sorcerer
Terror the champion
Mercury the champion (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Naivete the championne
*A male voice in the distance shouts "Me too (alley)".
*sh By
A male voice in the distance shouts "seeya".
*sh Bye!
You shout "Bye!".
*q
A male voice in the distance shouts "hurry".
*qq
A female voice in the distance shouts "wait...hold on a sec".
*:taps her foot.
You act as if Babycakes taps her foot.
*Auto-reset initiated, you have 120 seconds to finish up. No further warnings
will be issued!
*qw
Alleycat the sorcerer
Terror the champion
Mercury the champion (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Naivete the championne
*A female voice in the distance shouts "ok...thanks".
*A male voice in the distance cheers.
*qw
Alleycat the sorcerer
Terror the champion
Mercury the champion (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Naivete the sorceress
*sm
A male voice in the distance shouts "Line up!".
*smile
A male voice in the distance shouts "Terrors turn".
*smile
OK, Babycakes the sorceress smiles.
*cg naivete
(-25 = 22,247).
*cg alley
A male voice in the distance shouts "please help terror".
*cg alleycat
(-25 = 22,222).
*qw
Alleycat the sorcerer
Terror the champion
Mercury the champion (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Naivete the sorceress
*help terror
You have stopped helping Naivete the sorceress.
You are now helping Terror the champion.
*sh mercu
Alleycat the sorcerer thanks you.
*sh mercury next?
You shout "mercury next?".
*A male voice in the distance cheers.
*qw
Alleycat the sorcerer
Terror the sorcerer
Mercury the champion (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Naivete the sorceress
*gg
OK, Babycakes the sorceress giggles.
*qwx
Alleycat the sorcerer
Terror the sorcerer
Mercury the champion (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Naivete the sorceress
*sh are you going to do it merc?
A male voice in the distance shouts "merc ready".
*You shout "are you going to do it merc?".
*A male voice in the distance cheers.
*help mercury
You have stopped helping Terror the sorcerer.
You are now helping Mercury the champion (Player of the Month).
*qw
Alleycat the sorcerer
Terror the sorcerer
Mercury the sorcerer (Player of the Month)
Poledra the warlock
Babycakes the sorceress
Naivete the sorceress
*A male voice in the distance cheers.
*cg mercury
Something magical is happening.
(22,222).
*


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