Tobias' MUD2 Material | Top 20 @ mud2.com | 3 June 98 | Tethys & Laura vs Death, Squiffy vs Tobias, Evil Toad Shortcake

"You haven't lived until you've died in MUD!"

Tethys and Laura RIP, Squiffy RIP, Evil Toad Shortcake.

Tethys and Laura vs Death, the Grim Reaper.

Death is moving towards you venomously. *Death hits you (106/120). You miss Death. *use wp Death hits you (103/120). You miss Death. *You are now using the staff to fight! *Laura the necromancer looks at Death. *Death hits you (89/120). You miss Death. *str Your spell worked! You can't make yourself any stronger! *Laura the necromancer attacks Death. *dex Your spell worked! You emit a bright green flash of light. You have suddenly and magically become more adroit! *i Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. Death misses Laura the necromancer. *You are carrying the following: the cardboard box0, the scarab, the ring0, the clove of garlic and the staff. The cardboard box0 contains: 3 wafers. Weight carried: 6kg 580g/100kg. Objects carried: 5/12. You are keeping any objects in your possession of the following types: firestone, scarab and ring. *Death hits you (76/120). You miss Death. *You have suddenly and magically regained your ability to walk! Laura the necromancer hits Death with his billhook. Death hits Laura the necromancer. *qs Tethys the warlock eff str 99 eff dex 95 sta 76/120 mag 87 pts 54,038 gam 131 *Laura the necromancer has eaten a wafer2. *Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. Death misses Laura the necromancer. Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. Death hits you (56/120). You miss Death. *The grandfather clock suddenly disappears. *Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. Death hits Laura the necromancer. Death misses you. You miss Death. *Death misses you. You hit Death (5-9). Death looks strong. *eat a wf,sick MMMmmm..! It tasted of bitter roses! You feel better already. Your stamina is 106. (+7 = 54,045). *You throw up the last thing you ate, which looks to have been carrots, tomatoes and rice pudding... *Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. Death misses Laura the necromancer. *Death hits you (100/120). You hit Death (20-29). Death looks superficially damaged. *l foe Death looks superficially damaged, and is holding the following: nothing. *Death hits you (97/120). You miss Death. *Laura the necromancer has just been sick... *Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. Death misses Laura the necromancer. *Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. Death misses Laura the necromancer. Death misses you. You miss Death. *You have suddenly and magically regained your hearing! *sick I suppose you must have a reason for being sick, but there's no advantage in it. Still, it'd be a dull world if we were all the same, eh? *You hear a slicing sound, as Laura the necromancer hits Death with his billhook. You hear a dull thud, as Death hits Laura the necromancer. Death misses you. You miss Death. *You hear sinews tearing, as Laura the necromancer hits Death with his billhook. You hear a slicing sound, as Death hits Laura the necromancer. *l foe Death looks superficially damaged, and is holding the following: nothing. *You hear a parried blow, as Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. You hear a parried blow, as Death misses Laura the necromancer. Death misses you. You miss Death. *Laura the necromancer looks at Death. *qs Tethys the warlock eff str 99 eff dex 95 sta 97/120 mag 87 pts 54,045 gam 131 *Laura the necromancer makes some magical gestures. *You hear a swish, as Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. You hear a stinging blow, as Death hits Laura the necromancer. Death hits you (90/120). You miss Death. *Laura the necromancer makes some magical gestures. Laura the necromancer emits a bright blue flash of light. *Laura the necromancer makes some magical gestures. Laura the necromancer emits a bright green flash of light. *Laura the necromancer makes some magical gestures. Laura the necromancer emits a bright magenta flash of light. *Your magical strength has worn off. Death hits you (80/120). You hit Death (15-19). Death looks to have minor damage. *You hear a dull thud, as Laura the necromancer hits Death with his billhook. You hear a grinding noise, as Death hits Laura the necromancer. Death hits you (75/120). You hit Death (10-14). Death looks covered in wounds. *You hear a shudder, as Laura the necromancer misses Death with his billhook. You hear sinews tearing, as Death hits Laura the necromancer. Death misses you. You hit Death (1-4). Death looks covered in wounds. *sta Your spell worked! You emit a bright magenta flash of light. You have suddenly and magically become fitter! *Fallen by your feet is a throwing star. Fallen by your feet is a throwing star. A dangerous-looking billhook has been dumped here. A beautiful, iridescent firestone (firestone3) glows nearby. Laura the necromancer has fled by going out. Swaying considerably, Laura the necromancer has just left. *Death misses you. You miss Death. *Tiger the superhero has just arrived. *Tiger the superhero advances towards you, wielding the star1. *Tiger the superhero hits you (76/120). You miss Tiger the superhero. Death hits you (56/120). You miss Death. Death has picked up the billhook. Death has started to use the billhook to fight! *l foe Death looks covered in wounds, and is holding the following: the billhook. Tiger the superhero looks full of life, and is holding the following: the coracle, the earring, 2 throwing stars, the teachest, the longsword, the oracle and the key0. You can't see inside the teachest. The coracle contains: nothing. *Tiger the superhero has started to use the longsword to fight! *Tiger the superhero hits you (52/120). You hit Tiger the superhero (5-9). Tiger the superhero looks fit. You hit Tiger the superhero (15-19). Tiger the superhero looks superficially injured. *eat a wf,sick Ai-ai-ai! It tastes far too bitter to eat! *I suppose you must have a reason for being sick, but there's no advantage in it. Still, it'd be a dull world if we were all the same, eh? *Swaying considerably, Laura the necromancer has just arrived. *Tiger the superhero hits you (33/120). You hit Tiger the superhero (10-14). Tiger the superhero looks to have minor injuries. You have suddenly and magically regained your voice! Death hits you (9/120). You miss Death. *Tiger the superhero just tried to throw a star1 at you, but you were too alert. *Tiger the superhero hits you. You feel your lifeblood halting... Tiger the superhero has killed you. Clove of garlic dropped. Ring0 dropped. Scarab dropped. Cardboard box0 dropped. Staff dropped. Not updating persona.

Squiffy vs the Finger of Death

----*Squiffy the superhero sings "im tired and i want to go tsa bed...". ----*Squiffy the superhero hiccups. ----*Squiffy looks like hes about to throw up.... ----*Squiffy the superhero has just left. ----*Squiffy the superhero has just arrived. ----*Squiffy throws up over Tobias. ----*fod squiffy You hear the thunderous roar of a finger of death spell! Squiffy the superhero has been fodded. Squiffy the superhero has just passed on. ----*Squiffy has just arrived. ----*growl OK, Tobias the waggish wizard growls. ----*Squiffy blushes. ----*"Bad choice, Squiffy. Tobias the waggish wizard says "Bad choice, Squiffy.". ----*Squiffy takes a sip of his tea. ----*Squiffy wipes the sick off of Tobias... ----*

Evil Toad Shortcake

An enormous spider stands before you! You hear sounds of combat, as the spider attacks Shortcake the warlock. *You hear a parried blow, as the spider misses Shortcake the warlock. You hear a grinding noise, as Shortcake the warlock hits the spider with her Valetant. *k spider You attack the spider. *use wp You are now using the broadsword to fight! *You hit the spider (15-19). The spider looks to have minor injuries. The spider misses you. You hear a grinding noise, as the spider hits Shortcake the warlock. You hear a slicing sound, as Shortcake the warlock hits the spider with her Valetant. *Laura the superheroine asks "You had to ask?". *'hehe right there Beermug the dragonfly-slaying warlock says "hehe right there". *You hear a swishing sound, as the spider misses Shortcake the warlock. You hear a stinging blow, as Shortcake the warlock hits the spider with her Valetant. *op phial i The closed phial3 opens... *You hit the spider (1-4). The spider looks seriously injured. The spider misses you. You hear a swish, as the spider misses Shortcake the warlock. You hear sinews tearing, as Shortcake the warlock hits the spider with her Valetant. *You are carrying the following: the broadsword, the firestone3, the opened phial3, the dinghy and the bag. The opened phial3 contains: medicine. The bag contains: the toadstool, 3 lotus blossoms, the wafer31 and the disc. Weight carried: 27kg 155g/100kg. Objects carried: 5/12. You are keeping any objects in your possession of the following types: firestone and broadsword. *You hit the spider (1-4). The spider looks seriously injured. The spider misses you. You hear a swishing sound, as the spider misses Shortcake the warlock. You hear a swishing sound, as Shortcake the warlock misses the spider with her Valetant. *dr boat Dinghy dropped. *Shortcake the warlock has drunk some medicine. *You miss the spider. The spider misses you. You hear a stumble, as the spider misses Shortcake the warlock. You hear a swishing sound, as Shortcake the warlock misses the spider with her Valetant. *Tethys the sorcerer has just arrived. *You hear sounds of combat, as Tethys the sorcerer attacks the spider. *l foe Shortcake the warlock has eaten a wafer0. *The spider looks seriously injured, and is holding the following: nothing. *Shortcake the warlock has just been sick... *qs Beermug the dragonfly-slaying warlock eff str 109 eff dex 106 sta 60/120 mag 21 pts 101,049 gam 277 *Laura the superheroine looks at the spider. *You hear a stinging blow, as Tethys the sorcerer hits the spider with his shortsword. You hear a swish, as the spider misses Tethys the sorcerer. You hit the spider (15-19). The spider looks close to death. The spider misses you. You hear fast movement, as the spider misses Shortcake the warlock. You hear a shudder, as Shortcake the warlock misses the spider with her Valetant. *Shortcake the warlock says "lagged". *Shortcake the warlock grins. *You hear fast movement, as Tethys the sorcerer misses the spider with his shortsword. You hear fast movement, as the spider misses Tethys the sorcerer. You hear a stinging blow, as the spider hits Shortcake the warlock. You hear a slicing sound, as Shortcake the warlock hits the spider with her Valetant. You have killed the spider. (+50 = 101,099). You feel as if a tremendous evil has been rid from The Land! No pawns of darkness sully it with their presence. The relief of generations of souls floods through your being! You have changed experience level from warlock to mage. (+3,000 = 104,099). The spider has just passed on. *Laura the championne cheers. *Tethys the sorcerer roars. *Shortcake the warlock says "btw, i summoned it". *Shortcake the warlock cheers. *Shortcake the warlock grins. *cheer You cheer. *spells *Grumpy the bashing wizard cheers. *Laura the championne has just left. *drink phial Gulp gulp glug glug gulp glug SLURRRP! Down the hatch it goes! Argle! The medicine tastes even worse than you were expecting! Ugh! It's VILE! Your stamina has fallen from 65 to 60. *A male voice in the distance cheers. *qw Grumpy the bashing wizard Munchkin the champion Tethys the sorcerer Anthrax the necromancer Laura the championne Beermug the dragonfly-slaying mage Shortcake the warlock *A female voice in the distance shouts "Super-cheer!". *Tethys the sorcerer cackles. *qs Beermug the dragonfly-slaying mage eff str 109 eff dex 106 sta 61/120 mag 21 pts 104,099 gam 277 *Tethys the sorcerer points. *sm OK, Beermug the dragonfly-slaying mage smiles. *Grumpy the bashing wizard shouts "Hail the new Mage!". *roar You roar. *Tethys the sorcerer shouts "MAGE MEAT!". *Someone powerful congratulates you. (+14 = 104,113). *Tethys the sorcerer grins. *Shortcake the warlock gasps. *shriek You shriek. *In the distance, you hear the thunderous roar of a finger of death spell! *sm OK, Beermug the dragonfly-slaying mage smiles. *l Ruin. This conglomeration of stone which lies forlornly in the grass is all that is left of the outer buildings belonging to the nearby tin mine, before bad times fell upon it. Age and the weather have since reduced the once proud structures to moss-covered misshapen arrangements of rubble. To the north is a forest, and to the east an enormous cliff at the base of a huge, snow-capped mountain. Elsewhere is a pony paddock. A smallish, wooden sailing dinghy, only large enough for one person, has been left here. Tethys the sorcerer is here carrying a ring1, a shortsword, a daffodil and a key10. Shortcake the warlock is here carrying a cardboard box0, a cowl, a cape, a ring6, an amulet, a nightcap, an opened, empty phial0 and Valetant. *spells *spells *spells *Shortcake the warlock makes some magical gestures. *Tethys the sorcerer congratulates you. *spells *Standing conveniently close by is a small phial. *Shortcake the warlock gasps. *spells *A female voice in the distance shouts "Beermug a mage? Have pigs sprouted wings? (g)". *spells *Shortcake the warlock eyes you. *qw Grumpy the bashing wizard Munchkin the champion Tethys the sorcerer Anthrax the necromancer Laura the championne Beermug the dragonfly-slaying mage Shortcake the warlock *A male voice in the distance shouts "please help for ts". *l shortcake Shortcake the warlock looks superficially injured, and is holding the following: the cardboard box0, the cowl, the cape, the ring6, the amulet, the nightcap and Valetant. You can't see inside the cardboard box0. *Tethys the sorcerer regards you. *Shortcake the warlock eyes you. *A female voice in the distance shouts "Help who for ts?". *l Ruin. This conglomeration of stone which lies forlornly in the grass is all that is left of the outer buildings belonging to the nearby tin mine, before bad times fell upon it. Age and the weather have since reduced the once proud structures to moss-covered misshapen arrangements of rubble. To the north is a forest, and to the east an enormous cliff at the base of a huge, snow-capped mountain. Elsewhere is a pony paddock. Standing conveniently close by is a small phial. A smallish, wooden sailing dinghy, only large enough for one person, has been left here. Tethys the sorcerer is here carrying a ring1, a shortsword, a daffodil and a key10. Shortcake the warlock is here carrying a cardboard box0, a cowl, a cape, a ring6, an amulet, a nightcap and Valetant. *l Ruin. This conglomeration of stone which lies forlornly in the grass is all that is left of the outer buildings belonging to the nearby tin mine, before bad times fell upon it. Age and the weather have since reduced the once proud structures to moss-covered misshapen arrangements of rubble. To the north is a forest, and to the east an enormous cliff at the base of a huge, snow-capped mountain. Elsewhere is a pony paddock. Standing conveniently close by is a small phial. A smallish, wooden sailing dinghy, only large enough for one person, has been left here. Tethys the sorcerer is here carrying a ring1, a shortsword, a daffodil and a key10. Shortcake the warlock is here carrying a cardboard box0, a cowl, a cape, a ring6, an amulet, a nightcap and Valetant. *A male voice in the distance shouts "munch". *'hey now, don't ruin a good bash <g> Beermug the brand-spanking-new mage says "hey now, don't ruin a good bash <g>". *Shortcake the warlock smiles. *qs Beermug the brand-spanking-new mage eff str 109 eff dex 106 sta 61/120 mag 21 pts 104,113 gam 277 *Tethys the sorcerer cackles. *sv 0 alive, 188 dead. *sc name: Beermug sex: male strength: 100 effective strength: 109 dexterity: 100 effective dexterity: 106 stamina: 61 max: 120 magic: 21 score: 104,113pts this game: 6,833pts value: 34,295pts level: 10 mage weight carried: 6kg 555g max: 100kg objects carried: 4 max: 12 games played: 277 glowing current site: the place known as "caved-in grave". No. of Tasks completed: 5 - #0 #2 #3 #5 #6 Time left until survival bonus: 2m 34s *qs Beermug the brand-spanking-new mage eff str 109 eff dex 106 sta 61/120 mag 21 pts 104,113 gam 277 *snicker l OK, Beermug the brand-spanking-new mage snickers. Ruin. This conglomeration of stone which lies forlornly in the grass is all that is left of the outer buildings belonging to the nearby tin mine, before bad times fell upon it. Age and the weather have since reduced the once proud structures to moss-covered misshapen arrangements of rubble. To the north is a forest, and to the east an enormous cliff at the base of a huge, snow-capped mountain. Elsewhere is a pony paddock. Standing conveniently close by is a small phial. A smallish, wooden sailing dinghy, only large enough for one person, has been left here. Tethys the sorcerer is here carrying a ring1, a shortsword, a daffodil and a key10. Shortcake the warlock is here carrying a cardboard box0, a cowl, a cape, a ring6, an amulet, a nightcap and Valetant. *Tethys the sorcerer admires you. *Shortcake the warlock makes some magical gestures. *A male voice in the distance shouts "thanks". *poke tethys Er, well, OK, hope he liked it! *qs Beermug the brand-spanking-new mage eff str 109 eff dex 106 sta 61/120 mag 21 pts 104,113 gam 277 *qw Grumpy the bashing wizard Munchkin the sorcerer Tethys the sorcerer Anthrax the necromancer Laura the championne Beermug the brand-spanking-new mage Shortcake the warlock *Anthrax the necromancer has just arrived. *help laura You are now helping Laura the championne. *Anthrax the necromancer has stolen the bag from you! *Shortcake the warlock makes some magical gestures. Shortcake the warlock fades from view. *Anthrax the necromancer has just left. *Someone is about to attack you. *p I don't know the word "p". *Someone hits you (38/120). You miss someone. *l foe *frown OK, Beermug the brand-spanking-new mage frowns. *f.qq You have changed experience level from mage to warlock. (-3,482 = 100,631). Opened, empty phial3 dropped. Firestone3 dropped. Broadsword dropped. You have fled by going out. You are no longer following someone. Paddock. *Cheerio! You scored 3,351 points this game.